Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Horror of Party Beach (1997)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer

Quotes 

• [the Horror of Party Beach is finally revealed] 

  Crow : A creature whose face is 80% eyebag.

  Tom Servo : So, radiation has a sense of humor.

• Crow : Men should NOT have bikini areas.

• Crow : Ooh, bet you that would be good with drawn butter. Of course, I'd eat my own head with drawn butter.

• Crow : I had a generally positive impression of white people before this movie.

• Mike Nelson : Hey, everyone! You know, Tom, Crow, and I were talking about how the kids today don't know squat about sodium.

  Crow : Yeah. I couldn't of put it better myself, Mike. Why, the shocking lack of sodium taught at schools today is shocking.

  Tom Servo : That's right, Crow. So we asked ourselves: How, how, do we reach kids today about sodium?

  Crow : How? How? How?

  Mike Nelson : Through the Rock N' Roll Music that the kids seem to like.

  Crow : ['50s-era music begins]  Hit it!

  Tom Servo : Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

  Mike Nelson : Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

  Crow : Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

  Mike Nelson : Yeah! Sodium! There is Sodium. Yeah! It's Sodium, baby! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

  Crow , Tom Servo : Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

  [the music stops] 

  Crow : [spoken]  Sodium.

• [Hank drives past Washington Square Park while going to buy sodium] 

  Mike Nelson : [laughing]  And down to Greenwich Village, for no reason.

  Crow : How many more will die if I do a *little* sightseeing? Four or five at most, right?