Mike Nelson: Uh, Mr. Maltin, is "Gorgo" really that bad? I mean, you're not really gonna hurt us, are ya?
Leonard Maltin: Well, that's a matter of opinion, Mike. Now I actually like "Gorgo," but when we reviewed it for my number 1 best-selling Movie and Video Guide, it put two of my assistant editors into intensive care. So who knows? Besides, Pearl promised me a light lunch at SkyBar.
Mike Nelson: I think this movie's editing philosophy was "don't stay on anything too long; it doesn't look good enough."
Crow T. Robot: If they don't let me up to go soon, it *will* be a yellow submarine...
Crow T. Robot: [Pretending to interpret Morse code] Am... in... Ireland... send real... food