Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Gorgo (1998)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Quotes
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Mike Nelson : Uh, Mr. Maltin, is "Gorgo" really that bad? I mean, you're not really gonna hurt us, are ya?
Leonard Maltin : Well, that's a matter of opinion, Mike. Now I actually like "Gorgo," but when we reviewed it for my number 1 best-selling Movie and Video Guide, it put two of my assistant editors into intensive care. So who knows? Besides, Pearl promised me a light lunch at SkyBar.
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Mike Nelson : I think this movie's editing philosophy was "don't stay on anything too long; it doesn't look good enough."
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Tom Servo : "Thunderbore."
Crow T. Robot : "Voyage to the Bottom of the Yawn."
Tom Servo : "The Abysmal."
Crow T. Robot : "Driving Miss Dummy."
Mike Nelson : Wait... that doesn't work at all.
Crow T. Robot : Really?
Mike Nelson : No, it really fails on a lot of levels.
Crow T. Robot : [indignant] You know what, I *try*, Mike, all right?