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"My Wife and Kids" Thru Thick and Thin (TV Episode 2001) Poster

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Michael Kyle: [in a dream where Michael is morbidly obese] Don't tell Kady this, but I got hungry and ate her goldfish on the way down.

Janet 'Jay' Kyle: Oh no, Michael, not again!

Michael Kyle: Uh huh, I get hungry.

Janet 'Jay' Kyle: Maybe next time just get her a puppy.

Michael Kyle: Hmmmm, a puppy!

Janet 'Jay' Kyle: Stop!

Michael Kyle: Maybe a little barbecue sauce...

Janet 'Jay' Kyle: Will you just stop?

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Michael Kyle: [talking to Dr. Bouche] I don't know what happened to my wife. She left with a body of J. Lo and came back with a body like Jello.

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Michael Kyle: I dreamt I was on a sandy beach and a all of a sudden a giant whale was chasing me.

Dr. Bouche: Was it a sperm whale?

Michael Kyle: No.

Dr. Bouche: Damn, I'd know what that meant.

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Janet 'Jay' Kyle: [in a dream where Michael and the kids are morbidly obese] Where's Kady?

Kady Kyle: [rolling on the floor] Feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me.

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Michael Kyle: Remember when I lost my hair, you had all the jokes? I was Sherman Hemsley, I was Mr. Clean, I was Kojack, remember this?

[sticks his head under her armpit]

Michael Kyle: You said I was your roll on deodorant.

Janet 'Jay' Kyle: It's funnier when it's you instead of me, Michael,

Michael Kyle: Well we need to laugh at you, Jay, because we can either laugh at this or you need to do something about it.

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Michael Kyle: What if I gained 50 pounds? Would you still love me the same?

Janet 'Jay' Kyle: Yes.

Michael Kyle: As small as my head is, I'll look like Beetlejuice.

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Michael Kyle: So how's your mother?

Janet 'Jay' Kyle: Oh please, you know how she is, she had me cooking for her all the time. Her answer to everything has always been food.

Michael Kyle: You must've had a million questions.

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