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"My Wife and Kids" Papa Said Knock You Out (TV Episode 2002) Poster

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[Michael has a black eye]

Michael Kyle: This isn't funny Jay, what am i supposed to tell them at work?

Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: Tell 'em the truth, tell them your son *knocked* you out!

Michael Kyle: I'd rather say you did it

Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: Oh, that's even better, see i had to lay down the law, he didn't respect his woman, when i say i want my diamonds, i want my diamonds now!

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Michael Kyle Jr.: For once, I'm not the dumbest guy in the room.

Tony Jeffers: Yes, You are!

Michael Kyle Jr.: You just proved me right; It's "Yes, You is!"

Michael Kyle: I think you should quit while you're behind, son.

Michael Kyle Jr.: I'll Just do that!

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Michael Kyle: [about Tony] What is it with this kid? he's like a religious Eddie Haskell.

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Claire Kyle: Why don't you get your own boyfriend, and lay off mine?

Michael Kyle, Jr.: Maybe I will!

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