Earl once broke a figurine of Joy and now he wants to make up for that by buying her a new one (while Joy'd rather see him buying her a hot tub). Pretty soon however, Earl learns the figurine can't be bought because it's the first prize in a mother and daughter beauty pageant. He visits Joy's former adversary and multiple winner of the prize Shelly Stoker as he hopes he can buy one of her many figurines. Unfortunately, she doesn't want to sell him a figurine, but she does promise him that if he helps her and her daughter Candy to win this year's pageant, he can have the figurine. Earl agrees. When Joy finds out about this, she decides to stop at nothing to win the contest so Earl will have to buy her a hot tub in order to be able to cross her off his list. Written by
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Did You Know?
Joy wants a hot tub, 'wants to sit and drink rum in 106 degree water'. Back when hot tubs were first becoming popular there were several incidents where folks set the temps too high, passed out in the hot tub, and slow cooked untill tender. Like flesh falling off the bones tender. Since then the max temperature on hot tub controls has been 104 degrees. See more
[Earl wakes up and finds Randy clipping his toenails
They are always jabbing me and it's easier to do this while you're sleeping.
Thank God, I was starting to worry they weren't growing.
References Son of the Beach
Performed by Timothy Stack See more