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"My Name Is Earl" Barn Burner (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Catalina: [in Spanish, appearing as if she were telling Joy off] I want to take this moment to thank our Latino audience for watching. And for those of you who can understand me but who are not Latino, I want to commend you for learning a second language.

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Catalina: You're going to a farm?

Earl: Shh, I'm not telling Randy, he's afraid of chickens... and the Pope's big hat, but mainly because he thinks there's a chicken under it.

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Joy: [to Dodge and Earl Jr] You know what, y'all don't stop fighting, I swear to god I'll slap you so hard, you'll both switch colors

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Randy: Stupid Carson Daly.

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Earl: [to Randy] Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey!

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Joy: They are monsters Darnell! Those kids are monsters! They used my going-out lipstick to draw boobs on the car headlights again!

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Randy: I'm sorry I burned down that barn, Earl.

Earl: I know you are. It's ok.

Joy: Oh my god. You two are a couple of fruits.

Darnell Turner: I think it's sweet.

Joy: Then why don't you all go and have a three way. Pack of fruitcakes.

[walks to kitchen]

Randy: I don't care what she thinks.

[hugs Earl]

Earl: I don't either, Randy.

Joy: [offscreen] My god, I'm gonna vomit.

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[as Catalina bandages Earl's hand after he accidentally drives a nail through it]

Catalina: There you go. Now do it to the other hand - I want to take you to my church and see all the old ladies cry.

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Catalina: It's okay. We all have fears. I fear snakes and rape.

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Joy: [after Catalina's Spanish tirade] Sorry, I don't speak maid.

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