- Ben Harper: Oh my - what have you done?
- Susan Harper: I recorded last night's one man show.
- Ben Harper: [between clenched teeth] You taped me without my consent?
- Susan Harper: Think of it as CCTV gone wild.
- Ben Harper: Susan! That is a violation of the unwritten laws of marriage.
- Susan Harper: So is burping during sex, but you still do it.