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Michael breaks the living room window with a bazooka]
Susan:
What the hell was that?
Michael:
Um, if I said it was nothing, would you believe me?
Susan:
Michael!
Michael:
All right, it was for my science project... on organic foods.
Susan:
[
spacing each word] You fired a rocket through a window?
Michael:
Come on, Mum. Do you think I'm so stupid I'd launch a rocket through our living room window? It was a sausage.
Susan:
Michael, you could have killed someone!
Michael:
It was an organic sausage.
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