My Family (TV Series)

Ghosts (2002)

Kris Marshall: Nick Harper

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Quotes 

• Nick : [to Ben]  Careful! Holy water's expensive! It's mixed with the urine of seven virgins.

  Michael : It's just tap water.

  Nick : I asked you to do one thing!

• Abi : Nick, I thought you were going to find me a proper exorcist.

  Nick : No need, sinner. Seen the movie, got the t-shirt.

• Nick : Good evening. I believe you require my services.

  [gives Abi his card] 

  Abi : [reading his card]  "Nick Harper, Swimwear Model"?

  Nick : No, turn it over.

  Abi : [turns card over]  "Nick Harper, Exorcist"?

• Nick : [Impersonating Robert de Niro's mirror scene from 'Taxi Driver']  You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?

  Ben : No.

• Nick : Dad, I'm going to need some money to buy petrol.

  Ben : No, you don't. You haven't got a car to put petrol in.

  Nick : Yes, I have - yours. I'm using it as a minicab.

  Ben : Why don't you buy your own petrol?

  Nick : Why should I? It's your car.

  Ben : Susan, I'm sorry. I can't talk to him. Would you say something to him?

  Susan : OK. Nick, can you give me a lift to the office?

  Nick : Pleasure, mum. Would that be family rate or senior citizen?

• Abi : Nick, do you believe in the supernatural?

  Nick : Well, I don't want to brag.

  Abi : No, really. Last night during the thunderstorm, I heard this weird cackling.

  Nick : I had a dream about a carrot. Do you think there's a connection?

  Abi : And then today, my tuna sandwich just disappeared.

  Nick : Oh, sorry!

  Abi : You know what we need?

  Nick : A lot more food in this house!

  Abi : No, an exorcist!

• Ben : [On finding out Nick drove Susan to the cinema]  Nick?

  Nick : I'm sorry, dad. I can't betray confidence. Cab driver's like a priest.

  Ben : £20.

  Nick : Bless you, my son!