My Brother and Me (TV Series)
The Robin Hood Play (1994)
Arthur Reggie III: Alfred 'Alfie' Parker
Quotes
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Alfred 'Alfie' Parker : [about the Robin Hood play] A don't know, Goo, it all sounds kind of corny to me.
Milton 'Goo' Berry : But it will be fun Alfie.
Alfred 'Alfie' Parker : I don't wanna do any dumb old play.
Milton 'Goo' Berry : This isn't just any old play! This is Robin Hood! The coolest dude in Sherwood Forest. He was the first rapper, ya know.
Alfred 'Alfie' Parker : Get outta here!
Milton 'Goo' Berry : He 'n his crew; The Merry Men, used to put down some deaf rhymes!
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Alfred 'Alfie' Parker : [Melanie gives Alfie a gren Robin Hood hat and some green tights] Here, try these on.
Alfred 'Alfie' Parker : [Alfie tries on the hat] It fits!
Melanie Parker : Now try the tights.
Alfred 'Alfie' Parker : The tights?
Melanie Parker : Yeah, they're part of you're costume.
Milton 'Goo' Berry : [laughs] Where's the Tutu?
Alfred 'Alfie' Parker : I'm not wearing any tights! Tights are for girls.
Melanie Parker : They're not just for girls, lots of dancers and athletes wear them.
Alfred 'Alfie' Parker : You're crazy, I'm not gonna have the whole school laughing at me.
Melanie Parker : Alfie, you're being silly. If you want to play the part of Robin Hood, you have to wear the tights.
Alfred 'Alfie' Parker : Oh yeah?
Melanie Parker : Yeah.
Alfred 'Alfie' Parker : Then I quit!
[Alfie takes off the Robin Hood hat]