Ash and Scribs investigate the murder of an estate agent, Phil Jakes, who was struck over the head with a paperweight and then strangled late one evening at his office. Jakes was not very popular with his colleagues and had a bit of a reputation for angering his clients. They also learn that he fancied himself something of a ladies' man and has quite a large number of conquests, including fathering a client's child some years before. The investigators believe he may have been blackmailing one of the women he had slept with, but the obvious suspects all have alibis. Meanwhile, Ash and Scribs continue to search for the perfect man and go clubbing together. Written by
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's character was credited as Walter Archer but referred to throughout the episode as Robert Archer. See more
[Ash and Scribbs want to question Jeremy Stamford, about the murder of his colleague Phil Jakes
I'd love to talk to you but I'm stressfully busy at the moment. Waiting for some important clients, Mr and Mrs R Sole.
[he suddenly realises that the name spells Arsehole and that this is a prank by Phil
Shit! Shit! Bloody bastard! Bloody hell!
Written by Gary Kemp
Performed by Dylan Charles See more