Muppets Tonight (TV Series)
Sandra Bullock (1996)
Dave Goelz: Randy Pig, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, The Great Gonzo, Waldorf, Bill the Bubble Guy, Beauregard, Baby George
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Quotes
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Gonzo : Clifford! Why don't we run this episode of Muppet Babies?
Zippity Zap : Hey, I've got an episode of Seinfeld!
Clifford : [Gonzo and Zippety bump into each other, breaking and unraveling their tapes] Ooh, that doesn't look good.
Zippity Zap : Oh, man.
Gonzo : Oh no, you've got your Seinfeld all over my Muppet Babies!
Zippity Zap : Well, you've got your Muppet Babies all over my Seinfeld!
Gonzo : Oh! Hey, wait a minute! Why don't we run 'em together and see what we've got?
[pause. Clifford gives him a blank stare]
Gonzo : Well, it worked with peanut butter and chocolate.
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Andy Pig : [Bobo sits at the phones, asleep while a phone rings. Andy and Randy encounter the phone outlet on the wall] Ooh, Randy, look! We should start here.
Randy Pig : Ooh!
Bobo : [They start pulling the phone wire out of the wall. Bobo wakes up] Ohohohohoh - hold it up, there, fellas. What do you think you're doing?
Randy Pig : Well, Sandra Buttocks told us to trace a phone call.
Bobo : You mean to tell me... you're gonna trace the call, by pulling every wire out of every wall in this five-story building?
Andy Pig : Yeah.
Randy Pig : Yeah.
Bobo : Works for me.
[He goes back to sleep. Andy and Randy start pulling the wire out]
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Gonzo : [about Seymour and Pepe] That's a couple of sandwiches shy of a picnic basket.
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Sandra Bullock : Okay, you two, I want you to find out where that call came from and then I want you to trace that call.
Andy Pig : Oh, okay, thank you. Eh, Randy, go get some tracing paper.
Randy Pig : Okay.
[turns to leave, then turns back]
Randy Pig : Eh... what's paper?
