Muppets Tonight (TV Series)
Sandra Bullock (1996)
Bill Barretta: Bobo, Doglion, Howard Tubman, Frankie Yakovic, Johnny Fiama, Pepe, Baby Kramer
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Quotes
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Gonzo : Clifford! Why don't we run this episode of Muppet Babies?
Zippity Zap : Hey, I've got an episode of Seinfeld!
Clifford : [Gonzo and Zippety bump into each other, breaking and unraveling their tapes] Ooh, that doesn't look good.
Zippity Zap : Oh, man.
Gonzo : Oh no, you've got your Seinfeld all over my Muppet Babies!
Zippity Zap : Well, you've got your Muppet Babies all over my Seinfeld!
Gonzo : Oh! Hey, wait a minute! Why don't we run 'em together and see what we've got?
[pause. Clifford gives him a blank stare]
Gonzo : Well, it worked with peanut butter and chocolate.
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Andy Pig : [Bobo sits at the phones, asleep while a phone rings. Andy and Randy encounter the phone outlet on the wall] Ooh, Randy, look! We should start here.
Randy Pig : Ooh!
Bobo : [They start pulling the phone wire out of the wall. Bobo wakes up] Ohohohohoh - hold it up, there, fellas. What do you think you're doing?
Randy Pig : Well, Sandra Buttocks told us to trace a phone call.
Bobo : You mean to tell me... you're gonna trace the call, by pulling every wire out of every wall in this five-story building?
Andy Pig : Yeah.
Randy Pig : Yeah.
Bobo : Works for me.
[He goes back to sleep. Andy and Randy start pulling the wire out]
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Pepe : Say, Seymour?
Seymour : Yes, Pepe?
Seymour : What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Seymour : Gee, I don't know. What?
Pepe : Elefino
[no reaction from the audience, just blank stares]
Pepe : Eh, Elefino!
Seymour : Gee, Pepe, I don't think they get it.
Pepe : Elefino! Why do I have to 'splain to you people, okay? Elefino!
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Bobo : [answering the phone] Muppets Tonight. How can I help you?
Mad Bomber : All right, man, listen and listen good.
Bobo : Okay.
Mad Bomber : There's a BOMB in your studio.
Bobo : Oh, I know. I read this week's script too. Ha! Have a good day, sir.
[Bobo hangs up]