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"The Muppet Show" Leslie Uggams (TV Episode 1979) Poster

(TV Series)

(1979)

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Leslie Uggams: Listen, Lew. What does it take to become a great boomerang-fish thrower?

Lew Zealand: Well, you gotta have sole. And if you can't get sole, use halibut.

Leslie Uggams: I should have guessed.

Lew Zealand: But in that case, I use a catcher's mitt.

Leslie Uggams: Why? No, no, don't tell me. Let me guess. Just for the halibut?

Lew Zealand: See? You're catching on.

Leslie Uggams: Listen, how did you acquire this talent? Was it an accident?

Lew Zealand: No, it was on porpoise.

Leslie Uggams: I give him the straight lines, and he gives me the fish lines.

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Miss Piggy: Holy maracas!

Big Bird: Oh, hi. I'm Big Bird.

Miss Piggy: Huh. No kidding.

Big Bird: I'm a friend of Kermit's.

Miss Piggy: Oh.

Big Bird: Yeah, we both come from the same neighborhood. Sesame Street.

Miss Piggy: Oh. Isn't that that cute little children's show with puppets?

Big Bird: Uh-huh. And who are you?

Miss Piggy: Who am I? I am Miss Piggy.

Big Bird: Oh. Well, do you work around here?

Miss Piggy: Uh, listen, yellow thing. Do you see that star here?

Big Bird: Oh, yes. It's very pretty.

Miss Piggy: And, uh, do you know why it is there?

Big Bird: Well, uh... Perfect attendance?

Miss Piggy: I am the singing star of this show.

Big Bird: A singing pig? That's very funny!

[Laughs]

Miss Piggy: Kiss your feathers goodbye, bird! Hai-ya!

[swings at Big Bird, but he doubles over and she misses and falls]

Big Bird: Oh, you do acrobatics, too. She's very versatile.

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The Great Gonzo: Listen to the rhymes in the chorus. It's very Cole Porte-ry. Camilla / You're sweeter than wine or vanilla, Camilla / Come lie beneath this tree, it's a willa, Camilla / Camilla / The night it grows stilla and stilla, Camilla / You're prettier by far than Godzilla, Camilla.

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[Waldorf and Statler's theater box is full of chickens]

Waldorf: Have we ever said that this show is for the birds?

Statler: Yes, and we'll keep saying it until it gets a laugh.

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