The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Danny Kaye (1978)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Janice, Wayne, Turkey, Aquarius Singer, Clive Cahuenga

Quotes 

• [Floyd and Janice are sitting in the theater box where Waldorf and Statler usually sit] 

  Floyd Pepper : Every show, Statler and Waldorf sit up here, show after show after show. I think I see why.

  Janice : You see why they come?

  Floyd Pepper : No, I see why they left.

• Statler : [sitting in an alley outside the theater]  I tell you, it's almost as bad out here as it is inside.

  Waldorf : Either way, we're sitting around looking at garbage.

• Statler : There was something thrilling about being in the show tonight.

  Waldorf : Yeah, not having to watch it.

  [they both laugh]