Lesley Ann Warren: You know, Kermit, I thought you were the one person on this show who wasn't crazy.
Kermit the Frog: Me not crazy? I hired the others.
Gonzo: [seated on a motorcycle, about to perform a motorcycle stunt] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This evening, I will perform a feat of lunatic daring. Before your very eyes, I will ride this motorcycle up this ramp and jump directly into...
[looks up at Waldorf and Statler's theater box]
Gonzo: ... THAT box, landing safely between those two elderly gentlemen.
Gonzo: Oh, I can assure you, you'll be in no danger.
Statler: You're right.
Waldorf: We'll be in Chicago!
Kermit the Frog: And now, for the second time this evening, the Great Gonzo will attempt a motorcycle jump off of this stage into that box up there, landing safely between those two elderly gentlemen!
Statler: We're not afraid. We know Gonzo!
Waldorf: If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again!