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(TV Series)

(1979)

Quotes

Lesley Ann Warren: You know, Kermit, I thought you were the one person on this show who wasn't crazy.

Kermit the Frog: Me not crazy? I hired the others.

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Gonzo: [seated on a motorcycle, about to perform a motorcycle stunt] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This evening, I will perform a feat of lunatic daring. Before your very eyes, I will ride this motorcycle up this ramp and jump directly into...

[looks up at Waldorf and Statler's theater box]

Gonzo: ... THAT box, landing safely between those two elderly gentlemen.

WaldorfStatler: [looking at each other; alarmed] What!

Gonzo: Oh, I can assure you, you'll be in no danger.

Statler: You're right.

Waldorf: We'll be in Chicago!

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Kermit the Frog: And now, for the second time this evening, the Great Gonzo will attempt a motorcycle jump off of this stage into that box up there, landing safely between those two elderly gentlemen!

Statler: We're not afraid. We know Gonzo!

Waldorf: If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again!

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[Gonzo's motorcycle from earlier is still in Waldorf and Statler's theater box, teetering on the edge]

Waldorf: You know, this show is beginning to roll.

Statler: So is the motorbike.

[the motorcycle falls out of the box]

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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