The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Harry Belafonte (1979)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Link Hogthrob, Waldorf, The Swedish Chef
Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : [reading from script] Uh, Thank you, thank you... Fozzie, this is not going to work.
Fozzie Bear : Just read off the page, frog.
Fozzie Bear : Um... Leggies and genglefins. "Leggies and genglefins"?
Fozzie Bear : Let's see.
Kermit the Frog : It says "Leggies and genglefins."
Fozzie Bear : All right, so my typing is bad.
Kermit the Frog : Leggies and genglefins, welcun again to tie Mupple Shocks. Uh, my name is Kermit the Forg... The Forg?
Fozzie Bear : Come on, pick up the pace. Here we go.
Kermit the Frog : And our spegial guest stap is the amazing Hapry Bela... That's Harry Belafonte, folks.
Fozzie Bear : Kermit, your timing must be off. You should be getting big laughs with that stuff.
[Kermit screams Fozzie off the stage]
Kermit the Frog : Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Harry Belafonte!
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Fozzie Bear : Fozzie, what are you doing with this typewriter on my table?
Fozzie Bear : Kermit, I am writing the script for this week's show!
Fozzie Bear : What makes you think the show needs a script?
Kermit the Frog : Oh, come on Kermit! Every show has a script! Yeah, that way you leave nothing to chance!
[Rowlf and Lew Zealand enter, about to go on stage for the Musical Moment]
Fozzie Bear : Hey guys! Guys! This is the Musical Moment for this week.
Rowlf the Dog : [reading] Uh, "Curtains open. Lew Zealand and Rowlf do something funny..."
Fozzie Bear , Rowlf the Dog : [Fozzie reads with him] "... Curtains close."
Fozzie Bear : [Rowlf and Lew Zealand exit for the stage] Go get 'em!
Kermit the Frog : You leave nothing to chance, huh?
Fozzie Bear : Trust me.
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Link Hogthrob : [in Miss Piggy's body] Wha - ? But this is terrible, I can't live my life being you.
Miss Piggy : [in Link's body] You think you've got troubles!
Link Hogthrob : Heh ... of course, I am kind of cute this way.
Miss Piggy : Hey, watch it, watch it. Don't you dare touch you!
