Sam the American Eagle: Ah, Beethoven. Finally! Well, for Beethoven I will stay. He's my favorite playwright.
Waldorf: That seemed like something very different.
Statler: Did you like it?
Statler: Than it wasn't different.
James Coco: Let me see if my crystal ball will speak to me.
[Unveils crystal ball; Beauregard is inside]
James Coco: Aah! Bad news!
James Coco: It spoke to me.
Fozzie: You see a tall, cute stranger?
James Coco: Could be taller, could be cuter, but it couldn't be stranger.
Waldorf: What was that?
Statler: It's called the medium sketch.
Waldorf: The medium sketch?
Statler: Yeah, it wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well done.