The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Edgar Bergen (1977)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Pig Crew Member, Chickens

Quotes 

• Waldorf : Now why would they have a bunch of chickens singing "Baby Face"?

  Statler : Because the alligators were sick.

  Waldorf : That makes sense.

• [a bunch of chickens just played "Down at Papa Joe's" on the piano] 

  Waldorf : Terrible.

  Statler : Awful! I hated it!

  [a giant chicken approaches them from behind and clucks at them loudly; they are startled] 

  Waldorf : Wonderful!

  Statler : Spectacular!

  Waldorf : I liked it!

  Statler : Yeah, I loved it! I loved it!