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"The Muppet Show" Teresa Brewer (TV Episode 1977) Poster

(TV Series)

(1977)

Quotes

Kermit the Frog: Welcome to "The Muppet Show" where anything can happen! Unfortunately.

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Statler: [responding to the Muppets performing "Cotton Fields"] I can remember when cotton was king.

Waldorf: You can remember when Arthur was king.

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[after performing a frantic version of "Wild Thing" with his drum set, Animal gets dragged offstage with nets]

Waldorf: I wonder where they took him?

Statler: Well, wherever it is, I'll bet it's more fun than here.

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Statler: [about the Muppet Labs segment] That was great, fantastic!

Waldorf: Meh, didn't like it.

Statler: Oh, what would you know, you old fool?

Waldorf: Don't call me an old fool, or I'll give you the evil eye!

Statler: [sarcastically] Oh, I'm scared! I'm scared!

[Waldorf stares at him with one eye bulging out, shocking him into submission]

Waldorf: [to the viewers] I warned him!

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