Reporter Fleet Scribbler is covering the Muppet Show with his obviously hostile biased writing.
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Gonzo says the kangaroo he knew who could tell time kept a watch in "his" pouch. Only female kangaroos have pouches. See more
George Burns. George Burns. Twenty seconds to curtain, Mr. Burns.
[noticing Gonzo playing a violin behind him
Excuse me, but... But what is *that*?
The Great Gonzo
It's my new act. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns.
I like that joke. It's a pleasure to hear something that's older than I am.
I Won't Dance
Music by Jerome Kern
Original lyrics by Otto A. Harbach
and Oscar Hammerstein II
Revised lyrics by Dorothy Fields
and Jimmy McHugh
Performed by Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy See more