Reporter Fleet Scribbler is covering the Muppet Show with his obviously hostile biased writing.
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The train in the "Chattanooga Choo-Choo" number is of a distinctly European design that would never have been used in Tennessee, or anywhere else in the United States. See more
[a telephone is the Veterinarians Hospital patient
What's wrong with it?
It's not working.
Well, tell it to get a job so it can pay me.
Maybe it's a PAY phone.
Chattanooga Choo Choo
Music by Harry Warren
Lyrics by Mack Gordon
Performed by Muppet singers See more