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Reporter Fleet Scribbler is covering the Muppet Show with his obviously hostile biased writing.
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Piggy is asked by gossip columnist Fleet Scribbler to dish gossip about her fellow performers, but changes her mind when she is offered a picture spread on page three. This is a reference to the British tabloid The Sun, which featured topless women on the third page. See more
George Burns. George Burns. Twenty seconds to curtain, Mr. Burns.
[noticing Gonzo playing a violin behind him
Excuse me, but... But what is *that*?
The Great Gonzo
It's my new act. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns.
I like that joke. It's a pleasure to hear something that's older than I am.
I Guess I'll Take the Train Back Home
Music by Billee Taylor
Lyrics by Jeff T. Branen
Performed by George Burns
and Rowlf the Dog See more