The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Don Knotts (1977)

Don Knotts: Self - Special Guest Star

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Quotes 

• Sgt. Floyd Pepper : What in the pluperfect past tense was that?

  Don Knotts : Lullaby of Birdland, man!

  Dr. Teeth : Oh yeah? Well, it sounds like the bird died.

• Sgt. Floyd Pepper : Me and the band just took another vote because of what happened in the Birdland number.

  Fozzie Bear : Yeah?

  Sgt. Floyd Pepper : You have been officially and permanently de-shaded. Take off the peepholes.

  Fozzie Bear : Oh, no.

  Don Knotts : Don't worry, Fozzie. Always remember: square is beautiful.

  Fozzie Bear : You bet.

  Sgt. Floyd Pepper : I'll see that bet and raise you five.