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Scooter talks Fozzie in doing "The Telephone Pole Bit" and Fozzie practices dutifully until he finds out what the bit is really all about.
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The first appearance of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew. See more
During the Muppet Labs sketch, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is testing out a new product, the Muppet All-Purpose Tenderizer. After Bunsen breaks the solid dinner plate, his shirt sleeve gets caught on and bends the other plate, before he's had a chance to sprinkle the tenderizer on it. See more
[Fozzie is backstage mentally preparing for the "telephone pole gag"
I am a telephone pole, I am made of solid wood. I am a telephone pole, I am made of solid wood.
[a woodpecker starts pecking Fozzie's head
I am too talented for my own good.
Written by Jimmy Webb
Performed by Lineman (Jerry Nelson
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