Kermit the Frog
Welcome. And what a show we have for you tonight. How would you like to see 4,000 woodpeckers performing an aerial ballet, while 87 gorillas and two dozen elephants do "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"? Well, forget it, because instead we've got Joel Grey as a guest star, which in a way is like having all the excitement of everything I mentioned without having to clean up afterwards. But right now, let's get things rolling on "The Muppet Show", where we have "Comedy Tonight".