Impressed with guest star Valerie Harper's beauty, Statler and Waldorf argue over who will go backstage to meet her so they decide to flip for her. Statler wins and sets off to woo her with an African berry bush...which George the Janitor accidentally waters left to grow at a very fast rate. Written by
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Valerie claims that she Scotch taped birdseed to the goose-themed opening act, and the geese are pecking her to death. However, Scotch tape is applied over top of whatever it is adhering, so it would become a barrier to the geese. See more
[dancing with Dr. Teeth
Do you think honesty is the best policy?
Well, you are a terrible dancer!
Another crack like that and your best policy will be an INSURANCE policy!
References The Mikado
Nobody Does It like Me
Music by Cy Coleman
Lyrics by Dorothy Fields
Performed by Valerie Harper
, Jim Henson
, and Frank Oz See more