Impressed with guest star Valerie Harper's beauty, Statler and Waldorf argue over who will go backstage to meet her so they decide to flip for her. Statler wins and sets off to woo her with an African berry bush...which George the Janitor accidentally waters left to grow at a very fast rate. Written by
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[dancing with Dr. Teeth
Do you think honesty is the best policy?
Well, you are a terrible dancer!
Another crack like that and your best policy will be an INSURANCE policy!
References The Mikado
Written by Stephen Sondheim
Performed by Valerie Harper See more