The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Harvey Korman (1976)

Richard Hunt: Miss Piggy, Statler, Miss Piggy's Dancing Partner

Quotes 

• Waldorf : The show didn't exactly lay an egg.

  Chicken : Bawk.

  Statler : Wanna bet?

• Statler : Well, that's better than opening it with a bang.

  [Crazy Harry then appears] 

  Crazy Harry : Heheheheheh! Did somebody say "bang"?

  Waldorf : No!

  [they punch Harry in the face] 

  Crazy Harry : Well, you can't win 'em all.

  [they punch him again] 

• Rowlf : Anesthetic!

  Miss Piggy : Anesthetic, Dr. Bob.

  Patient : Uh, is this operation really nec-

  [Dr. Bob hits the patient over the head with a mallet and knocks him out cold]