- Marilyn Munster: [Herman is forcing the family to take a trip to Buffalo Valley instead of the beach] I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to make it, Uncle Herman, I have tests at school. And besides, everyone knows that Buffalo Valley is definitely no place to meet boys.
- Lily Munster: Well, perhaps your dear uncle is hoping you might meet some rich, handsome buffalo.
- Herman Munster: [talking to the skull of an ox] All right, don't answer me, you old sorehead! Hmpf! I'll bet you used to give sour milk.
- Eddie Munster: Gee, Grandpa, what are we gonna do if pop's disappeared for good, and we never find him at all?
- Grandpa: What are we gonna do? We'll just send his return trip ticket for a cash refund, that's all.