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"The Munsters" All-Star Munster (TV Episode 1965) Poster

(TV Series)

(1965)

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Coach Roger Denman: Now, how tall are you?

Herman Munster: I'm, eh, seven foot three.

Jerry: In your stocking feet?

Herman Munster: No, in my stocking feet I'm seven foot four. I wear very thick socks.

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Lily Munster: Oh Marylin, this is Mr. Moose Mallory and his father.

Marilyn Munster: How do you do?

Moose Mallory: I'm mighty glad to meet you, Ma'm. I declare, you're prettier than a bucket full 'o hoglivers.

Marilyn Munster: [flattered] Oh, thank you very much.

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Lily Munster: I was hoping you'd come home. We have a much more serious problem.

Herman Munster: Really? Did Grandpa blow up the dungeon again?

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Coach Roger Denman: Jerry, our scout's report show that this guy's got everything: footwork like a gazelle, hands like a gorilla and he's tall as a giraffe!

Jerry: Who's sponsoring him, the S.P.C.A.?

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Pop Mallory: Look, just as soon as you start basketballin' at, for that Westburry College, you ain't gonna have to do no more walking.

[slaps his thigh]

Pop Mallory: Have your own Corn-vertible.

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Jerry: Coach, how are our you gonna get rid of these Hillbillies, they came here all the way from Kentucky.

Coach Roger Denman: Easy. I'll just politely and graciously explain the matter to them, in the fine sporting tradition of college athletics. Moose?

Moose Mallory: Yes sir?

Coach Roger Denman: The eh, job is filled.

Moose Mallory: Huh?

Coach Roger Denman: Get lost, ya bum!

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Pop Mallory: [puts down newspaper] Herman Munster. Moose, that must be the fellow that rinkydinked you out of your basketbal scholarship.

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Pop Mallory: [standing in front of the Munster's house] Now Moose, I ask ya, did you ever see a house like this in all your born days?

Moose Mallory: I sure didn't, pah. Ain't nobody back home could afford nothing this fancy.

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Moose Mallory: [Moose's feet have caught fire] Hey Pah?

Pop Mallory: Yes, what is it, Louie?

Moose Mallory: You're closer to my feet then I am. Would you mind puttin' out the fire?

Pop Mallory: O.K., son, but don't expect me to do it every time.

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Coach Roger Denman: What do you mean you won't play basketball for this noble institution of learning? Are you out of your skull?

Herman Munster: Oh, oh, er, no, sir, I, I haven't been out of it for years.

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Moose Mallory: Look at the eggs they have in there.

[reaches into a cupboard and pulls out a watermelon sized egg]

Moose Mallory: Big 'uns too.

Lily Munster: We have vultures in the back.

Moose Mallory: Well, I'd hate to reach under one of them.

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