- Mrs. Adela Bradley: How well do you know your guests?
- Myrtle Quincy: [Taking offense] Enough. This is a respectable hotel!
- Mrs. Adela Bradley: It is? Oh, well.
- Myrtle Quincy: I beg your pardon!
- Mrs. Adela Bradley: Respectibility... terribly overrated.
- Mrs. Adela Bradley: [Aside to the camera] I'm afraid my belief in God is roughly on a par with my belief in the tooth fairy. Still, in times like this even I can see that faith still has a place.
- Mrs. Adela Bradley: [Aside to the camera] If a picture's worth a thousand words, a look is worth even more. As my hairdresser Monsieur Javais says, 'Same old coiffure - husband secure; new style of hair - husband beware.'
- Mrs. Adela Bradley: Little children, little headaches. Big children, big headaches. There are three golden rules for bringing up children. Alas, no one knows what they are.