The Pope flees a homicide scene in the Popemobile. A Pope expert appears on a talk show. A young man who may or may not have a fatal disease may or may not be a guitar prodigy. Imminent Death Syndrome is discussed. The Pope goes to trial. Spank, a slam poet and performance artist, finds himself unable to desecrate the American flag during a performance. Spank goes to trial. The history of the flag is dramatized in flashback. An apathetic man is given a job at the information desk at the Museum of History. Bob and David watch themselves get murdered on TV. Written by
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But tell me: why fifty stars?
Each star represents a Playmate that I've slept with.