- Mork: Oh therefore if I think the sky is falling, ipso facto, I'm gullible.
- Mindy McConnell: Yeah, I'm afraid so. Like yesterday when you heard that TV commercial say 'run out and catch a bus' and you started building a trap?
- Mork: Oh, I would've caught one too, I was going to use a segregated school as bait!
- Mork: There's an old Orkan phrase about that: If one cannot trust oneself, then one cannot trust another.
- Mindy McConnell: Oh, that's nice.
- Mork: I'm not finished. And if one cannot trust another, then others cannot trust another, and then others cannot trust others, and finally, who can one trust?
- Frederick McConnell: Does everybody on Ork talk like that?
- Mork: Well, we don't have sex, we've gotta do something.
- Mork: [after walking in the snow without a coat, entering the apartment stiffly] Shazbot, I'm frigid!
- Mindy McConnell: Look, it's snowing outside!
- Mork: Shazbot! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Mayday, Mayday! Take evasive action, you get under there with the baby, you don't have a baby, too bad! They scoffed at Chicken Little but they're not laughing now. That little sucker's gonna make a lot of money off this.
- [picks up phone book]
- Mork: I've got to call him, I've got to call him... just my luck, he's unlisted.
- Mindy McConnell: Calm down, snow is perfectly harmless.
- Mork: It is?
- Mindy McConnell: Yes.
- Mork: Boy do I feel like a flake.
- Mindy McConnell: You should go out and observe the snow, it'll be a whole new experience.
- Mork: Are you sure those sky flakes won't bash my brains out?
- Mindy McConnell: I promise you it's perfectly safe.
- Exidor: Mork, I believe in The Juice! You too can be a born-again Simpson, let O.J. show you the way!
- Exidor: Mork, I want you to renounce your sins against football!
- Mork: Exidor, I've watched the World Series.
- Exidor: Oh, blasphemy! The World Series! Baseball is pagan! Do ten Hike Marys!
- Mork: And I look up to Kareem-Abdul Jabbar!
- Exidor: Oh, do a hundred push-ups!
- Mork: And I hate to say this... I like Howard Cosell.
- Exidor: Let us pray!
- Frederick McConnell: How was your night in jail?
- Mork: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
- Mindy McConnell: Oh, what trouble?
- Mork: Nobody knows!
- Orson: Hello! This Orson! You'll have to call back later because I'm out... of my mind right now. If you'd like, you may leave a message between the two beeps.