Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

Mork the Gullible (1978)

Conrad Janis: Fred McConnell

Quotes 

• Mork : There's an old Orkan phrase about that: If one cannot trust oneself, then one cannot trust another.

  Mindy McConnell : Oh, that's nice.

  Mork : I'm not finished. And if one cannot trust another, then others cannot trust another, and then others cannot trust others, and finally, who can one trust?

  Frederick McConnell : Does everybody on Ork talk like that?

  Mork : Well, we don't have sex, we've gotta do something.

• Frederick McConnell : How was your night in jail?

  Mork : Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.

  Mindy McConnell : Oh, what trouble?

  Mork : Nobody knows!