Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

Mork the Gullible (1978)

Robert Donner: Exidor

Quotes 

• Exidor : I realized that my faith had been misplaced and I began my quest for truth. I tried Buddhism, Catholicism, Judaism, Punch-and-Judy-ism, but nothing worked for me! Until I found him!

  Mork : Who?

  Exidor : Mork, I worship O.J. Simpson!

• Mork : Exidor, why are you in jail?

  Exidor : Religious persecution!

• Exidor : Mork, the man lied to you, just as those crummy Venusians lied to me!

  Mork : I know, you can't trust a man with four lips. All you get is double-talk.

  Exidor : They promised me they were coming down and destroy the Earth on Labor Day! They let me down!

• Exidor : Mork, I believe in The Juice! You too can be a born-again Simpson, let O.J. show you the way!

• Exidor : Mork, I want you to renounce your sins against football!

  Mork : Exidor, I've watched the World Series.

  Exidor : Oh, blasphemy! The World Series! Baseball is pagan! Do ten Hike Marys!

  Mork : And I look up to Kareem-Abdul Jabbar!

  Exidor : Oh, do a hundred push-ups!

  Mork : And I hate to say this... I like Howard Cosell.

  Exidor : Let us pray!

• Mork : I hate to disappoint you, Exidor, but I don't have much faith in football, and O.J.'s just a man and football's just a game.

  Exidor : Blasphemy! Mork, you've just fouled out on the game of life! May you burn in Buffalo!

• [referring to Mork] 

  Exidor : When it comes to trust, he's full of it! He's crazy, you know!