Mork & Mindy (TV Series)
A Mommy for Morky (1978)
Robin Williams: Mork
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Quotes
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Mindy McConnell : I'm worried I just don't know what it would be like to have a child.
Mork : And I'm sad, because I don't know what it'd be like to have a mother.
Mindy McConnell : Well at least I've got a way of finding out.
Mork : I've got a way we can both find out. I'll set my age machine for 3 years old, for 10 minutes, that way I'll be a baby, and you'll be my
[age machine kicks in, high pitched voice]
Mork : MAMA! Mommy hold me!
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Mindy McConnell : You must've fallen asleep while you were watching TV.
Mork : If I was asleep, then the TV was watching me.
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Mindy McConnell : All night long, Dan just kept talking about babies, then I realized he never talked about us. He wasn't into having a wife so much as he wanted a family; and I want to be a couple before I'm a group.
Mork : I'm sorry you lost your husband. Did my becoming a child affect your decision?
Mindy McConnell : Well I have to admit it opened my eyes, it's hard to be a mother.
Mork : Yeah, it's pretty tough being a kid too, but you made it easy. Know something?
Mindy McConnell : What?
Mork : You're gonna make a terrific mother.
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Mork : On Earth, babies aren't grown in test tubes, they're grown in something wonderful called a mother.
Orson : That's the old fashioned way, Mork. 80 bleems ago a few of us did it up here too, as part of a nostalgia craze.
Mork : Sometimes I think the old ways are the best ways, Orson.
Orson : Nap, nap, our method is much more efficient.
Mork : Orson, when you were a baby, don't you remember being held and cuddled, taken for walks?
Orson : Nanna-Vac 26 did that.
Mork : But on Earth a mother does it. And she does all sorts of other nice things for her children for her entire life. Oh it's a warm and wonderful thing.
Orson : How much does she get paid?
Mork : Nothing.
Orson : Is it because her work is considered of no real value?
Mork : No, because it's considered priceless.
