Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)
The Attila the Hun Show (1970)
Terry Jones: Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs, Mr. Concrete, Dr. Manette, Clerk, Fourth City Idiot, Fifth Old Idiot, Mrs. Scum
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Michael Miles : And could we have the next contender, please? Ha ha ha... Good evening, madam, and your name is?
Mrs. Scum : Yes, yes!
Michael Miles : And what's your name?
Mrs. Scum : I go to church regularly.
Michael Miles : Jolly good, I see, and which prize do you have particular eyes on this evening?
Mrs. Scum : I'd like the blow on the head.
Michael Miles : The blow on the head.
Mrs. Scum : Just there.
[pats her head]
Michael Miles : Jolly good. Well, your first question for the blow on the head this evening is - what great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to a physical state?
Mrs. Scum : I don't know that!
Michael Miles : Well, have a guess.
Mrs. Scum : Henri Bergson?
Michael Miles : Is the correct answer!
Mrs. Scum : Ooh, that was lucky. I never even heard of him.
Michael Miles : Jolly good.
Mrs. Scum : I don't like darkies!
Michael Miles : Ha ha ha! Who does! And now your second question for the blow on the head is - what is the main food that penguins eat?
Mrs. Scum : Pork luncheon meat?
Michael Miles : No.
Mrs. Scum : [thinks] Spam?
Michael Miles : No, no, no. What do penguins eat? Penguins.
Mrs. Scum : Penguins?
Michael Miles : Yes.
Mrs. Scum : I 'ate penguins!
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[Mrs. Scum is trying to guess what penguins eat in the pursuit of the grand prize, the blow on the head]
Michael Miles : No, no, no.
Mrs. Scum : They eat themselves!
Michael Miles : No, no, what do *penguins* eat?
Mrs. Scum : Horses! Armchairs! Objects!
Michael Miles : No, no, no. What do penguins eat?
Mrs. Scum : Oh, penguins!
Michael Miles : Penguins.
Mrs. Scum : Cannelloni.
Michael Miles : No.
Mrs. Scum : Lasagna, moussaka, lobster thermidor, escalopes de veau a l'estragon avec endives gratineed with cheese!
Michael Miles : No, no, no, no. I'll give you a clue.
[mimes a fish swimming]
Mrs. Scum : Ah! Brian Close!