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"The Monkees" The Prince and the Paupers (TV Episode 1967) Poster

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Peter: Does he have an identification?

Micky: Yeah, his birthmark.

Peter: Does it have his adress on it?

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Mike: You're sash is crooked.

Davy: You're not my real mother!

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Mike: If appleseed turns to wing, it will fly away a beautiful butterfly. But if a butterfly turns to appleseed, it'll just lay there, on the ground. That's what Ling Fu Yeng said, five thousand years agon.

Davy: Oh, really, what does that mean?

Mike: I just don't have any idea.

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Prince Ludlow of Peruvia: I, I, I have come to your country to t-t-try and find a bride. U-under the terms of my nation's constitution, if I'm still unwed by my eighteenth birthday, eh, my throne passes to Count Myron.

Davy: That sounds crazy to me.

Prince Ludlow of Peruvia: I know, that's, that's what I told the producers.

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Count Myron: While the people admire me, love me and esteem me, they do not trust me.

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Count Myron: Now, in a few minutes, Miss Wendy Forsyth will arive to meet the prince. Somehow she took a liking to him when they met on the Riviera.

Max: But sire, they might marry!

Count Myron: I don't think so. I told her that he was sly, malicious, a pathalogical liar and a sadist.

Max: Yes, but what did you tell her was wrong with him?

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Davy: But you're a great guy, Ludlow. You're witty, you're handsome, and you're tall.

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Mike: Come on, Davy, you know you're mister Charm when it comes to girls.

Micky: Oh really, girls find him very sweet.

Peter: He makes their teeth decay.

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Davy: You know, if Van Gogh had a girl like you, he'd still have both his ears.

Wendy Forsythe: May I see you again, Your Highness?

Davy: Oh, call me 'High'!

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Micky: Hey, don't forget to free the serfs.

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Prince Ludlow of Peruvia: I-I'm very, very hungry. Is, is there anything to eat in there?

Peter: Well, there's some, ah, Limburger cheese and a can of sardines and some liverwurst that's been here for two weeks. What'll I open first?

Prince Ludlow of Peruvia: How about the window?

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Max: Poison?

The Chemist: Well, it ain't French dressing.

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Davy: The boy stood on the burning deck. He didn't he oughta. He took his shoes and stockins off and his feet were in the water

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Davy: Suppose Ludlow doesn't show up on time. I might end up marrying a beautiful girl and ruining a nation of millions.

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Count Myron: Throw the Prince into the dungeon.

Prince Ludlow of Peruvia: Wait! There's been something I wanted to tell you for a long time, Count Myron. You're a pompous windbag, a funk and a pony!

Micky: A funk and a pony?

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Courier: Before he could even say I do, he didn't!

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Prince Ludlow of Peruvia: Mr. jailer, would you abandon your prince in a moment of need?

Jailer: Sooner.

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Micky: Hey, that Ludlow is doing alright. You know I can tell who's gonna wear the pants in that family.

Peter: With a figure like Wendy's I hope it's gonna be her.

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Davy: I wasn't cut out to lead a double life, I can't even lead a single one.

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Micky: Hey look at this, it says she's ah, going to ah, the University of Peruvia to work on her doctor's thesis.

Peter: Why can't her doctor work on his own thesis?

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