Peter: First we get lost and run outta gas, and then Mike and Davy disappear, and then somebody starts shooting off a machine gun, and now this guy is searching the town.
Micky: [to the camera] That's for the benefit of any of you who have tuned in late. Now, back to our story.
Mike: Say, you're pretty tough with a gun in your hand, aren't ya?
Lenny: Heh heh, ya think so, huh? Well, you oughta see him with a cigarette hangin' outta the corner of his mouth! Yeah! Hey George, now, you show 'em that mean look ya get when ya squint yer eyes.
[fires a few rounds]
George: ...give 'em your famous line.
Lenny: You ain't goin' no place!
Chester: [picking up the phone] Hello, this is Chester.
Davy: This is Davy Jones, we've got a serious problem...
Chester: Problem, huh? I'd better get Mr. Dillon.
Davy: Marshal Dillon?
Chester: No, Bob Dylan. He can write a song about your problem.
Peter: Hey, we shouldn't be here behind the bar, we're too young.
Peter: Doesn't that gun ever run out of bullets?
Davy: Hey, it can't, we're the good guys!
[guns runs out of bullets]
Davy: I guess we're not so good after all...
Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man: Awright, punks, where's the loot?
George: Come on, lady, the PTA meeting's down the block!
Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man: You gotta be George, you got a big mouth.
George: That's right, who are you?
Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man: Well, I ain't the Welcome Wagon.
Lenny: You ain't... the Big Man?
Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man: Naw, I'm the Big Woman, the Big Man's wife.
George: And where's your husband?
Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man: He got *too* big. Now *I'm* the Big Man!
Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man: What is this, a Cub Scout meeting? Never mind, get rid of 'em!
George: You heard the Big Man, go ahead, knock 'em off, quick, before they start singin' again!
Micky: Now, this is the moment when the cavalry usually rides up.