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"The Monkees" Monkees in a Ghost Town (TV Episode 1966) Poster

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Peter: First we get lost and run outta gas, and then Mike and Davy disappear, and then somebody starts shooting off a machine gun, and now this guy is searching the town.

Micky: [to the camera] That's for the benefit of any of you who have tuned in late. Now, back to our story.

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Mike: Say, you're pretty tough with a gun in your hand, aren't ya?

Lenny: Heh heh, ya think so, huh? Well, you oughta see him with a cigarette hangin' outta the corner of his mouth! Yeah! Hey George, now, you show 'em that mean look ya get when ya squint yer eyes.

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George: Lenny...

[fires a few rounds]

George: ...give 'em your famous line.

Lenny: You ain't goin' no place!

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Chester: [picking up the phone] Hello, this is Chester.

Davy: This is Davy Jones, we've got a serious problem...

Chester: Problem, huh? I'd better get Mr. Dillon.

Davy: Marshal Dillon?

Chester: No, Bob Dylan. He can write a song about your problem.

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Peter: Hey, we shouldn't be here behind the bar, we're too young.

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Peter: Doesn't that gun ever run out of bullets?

Davy: Hey, it can't, we're the good guys!

[guns runs out of bullets]

Davy: I guess we're not so good after all...

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Peter: [as Spider] Nobody touches the Big Man's trigger finger!

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Peter: [as Spider] You can't step on the Spider!

Lenny: Why not?

Peter: It'll rain.

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Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man: Awright, punks, where's the loot?

George: Come on, lady, the PTA meeting's down the block!

Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man: You gotta be George, you got a big mouth.

George: That's right, who are you?

Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man: Well, I ain't the Welcome Wagon.

Lenny: You ain't... the Big Man?

Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man: Naw, I'm the Big Woman, the Big Man's wife.

George: And where's your husband?

Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man: He got *too* big. Now *I'm* the Big Man!

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Bessie Kowalski, The Big Man: What is this, a Cub Scout meeting? Never mind, get rid of 'em!

George: You heard the Big Man, go ahead, knock 'em off, quick, before they start singin' again!

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Micky: Now, this is the moment when the cavalry usually rides up.

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Peter: Hey, doesn't that gun ever run out of bullets?

Davy: It can't, were the good guys!

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DavyMickyMikePeter: [all together] Well, that's show business!

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Lenny: Ya know, George, I think I'm fallin' in love... with the Big Man!

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