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"The Monkees" Monkee Mother (TV Episode 1967) Poster

(TV Series)

(1967)

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Millie Rudnick: Davy, you're an English boy?

Davy: That's right, Milly.

Millie Rudnick: You know Rex Harrison?

Davy: No, I haven't had the pleasure yet.

Millie Rudnick: How come? He's an English boy, too.

Davy: Maybe he's avoiding me.

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Mike: [reading aloud from a document] And what is this? Violation of the housing code 716: illegal storage of inflamable material. Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Shneider is not firewood, he's our dummy!

Babbitt: A mere technicality.

Mike: Well it's not to him!

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Millie Rudnick: Oh, d-don't, don't get up, finish convelessing. I can teach my bags to walk in by themselves.

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Millie Rudnick: Who did this?

Davy: Did what?

Millie Rudnick: Who made this dust, this filth, you?

[points toward Mickey and Mike]

Micky: What's today?

Mike: Huh? Oh, monday.

Micky: Monday. Eh, It's Peter. Peter puts the filth out on mondays.

Peter: It was nothing.

Peter: You're fired! From now on he sets the table.

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Millie Rudnick: Now, we must observe some rules. We're all grown up people here. We musn't make a fuss about going to sleep and food should not be eaten with the fingers!

Mike: Ehm, fingers should be eaten seperately.

[bites his finger]

Millie Rudnick: Don't be a Mr. Mouth.

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Millie Rudnick: ...and food should not be eaten with the fingers.

Mike: Umm, the fingers should be eaten separately.

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Millie Rudnick: Oh, look how this one cleans. A regular Picasso of grit!

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Millie Rudnick: Tell me, Mike what good is success if you catch a cold?

[Mike is dumbstruck]

Millie Rudnick: I'll make you a sweater!

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Millie Rudnick: [Milly brings home a blond girl along with her shopping] Boys, look what I got. I found her at the supermarket.

Peter: I don't know where we're gonna put her, there's no room in the refrigerator.

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Clarisse Rawlings: [posh accent] Do you really know Rex Harrison?

Davy: [equally posh accent] No.

Clarisse Rawlings: Actually, I don't care.

Davy: I'm no good for you, you know...

Clarisse Rawlings: I don't care.

Davy: Terrible temper...

Clarisse Rawlings: I don't care.

Davy: I wander...

Clarisse Rawlings: I don't care.

Davy: Cruel, too...

Clarisse Rawlings: I don't care.

Davy: I love you, Clarisse!

Clarisse Rawlings: I don't care.

Mike: [cut to the other Monkees playing domino's] One thing about blondes, they sure don't care, do they?

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Micky: [feeding Peter chocolate pudding with a spoon] Chew carefully, how are you gonna be president if you don't chew carefully?

Peter: I don't wanna be president!

Micky: Shh, don't talk with your mouth full.

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Larry: Thanks, fellas, but I gotta get home, eh, the little woman expects me.

Davy: The little woman, eh, are you married?

Larry: No, I live with my mother, she's very small.

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Davy: Just repeat after me: Milly, your eyes are like cupcakes floating in a sea of sour cream.

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