The Monkees (TV Series)
Hitting the High Seas (1967)
Chips Rafferty: Captain
Quotes
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The Captain : Men, you've been found guilty of insubordination to a commanding officer, inspiring mutiny, and what is even worse: impersonating a parrot! Now, have you got anything to say before we execute sentence on you?
Peter : Yes, I do, I'm innocent. I never impersonated a parrot in my life. I can't even do a good cow. Moo.
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The Captain : This man's leading a mutiny aboard my boat. And I wanna know who's helping him.
Davy : Eh, would you be easier on him if you find the others?
The Captain : No. He'll die just the same.
Davy : We told you not to try it!
Peter : We said singlehanded mutinies never work, stranger!
The Captain : Stranger? I thought you came aboard with him?
Davy : Him? Nah! We've never seen him before, we wouldn't hang around with long-haired weirdoes like that, would we?
Peter : Dirty commie!
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The Captain : Who are these fools?
Micky : The eh, new shipmates, sir.
The Captain : Where did you get that long hair?
Micky : Well, there's this little store on Sunset Strip...
The Captain : Cut it off!
Micky : No!
Davy : No!
Peter : No.
Micky : We can't cut it, we'd lose our strength!
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The Captain : And who are you to tell me about naval law?
Harry Hooker : His name is Jones, sir. Davy Jones.
The Captain : Davy Jones? As in Davy Jones' Locker?
Micky : Yeah, right! It's his great-great-grandfather, and when he turns 25, he inherits the locker!
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The Captain : Pull up the Jolly Roger!
Peter : [terrified] The Rolly Joger!
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The Captain : Here's your swords and your pistols. Oh, and the lyrics to some of the better-known pirate songs. I just hope you men are tough enough for this job.
Micky : Tough? Hahaha. Peter's so tough his nails get rusty!
Davy : Heheheh heh. He's so tough, he loves the sight of blood, that he pours ketchup on everything he eats, even cornflakes.
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The Captain : Nobody mutinies on my ship!
Horace the Parrot : What about those guys in '49?
The Captain : Oh, shut up, Horace!
