The Monkees (TV Series)
Hillbilly Honeymoon (1967)
Michael Nesmith: Mike
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Quotes
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[Micky runs in]
Micky : Where's Jud?
Maw Weskitt : Over there.
[Mike runs in]
Mike : Where's Jud?
Maw Weskitt : Same place.
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Mike : You gotta be sweet instead of surly. You gotta be tender instead of taciturn. You gotta... you gotta be amiable instead of angry.
Jud Weskitt : Then what?
Mike : Then what? Well, you can ask yourself "Whatever happened to the good old Jud Weskitt?"
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Mike : Listen...
Jud Weskitt : What?
Mike : Ella Mae Chubber's gettin hitched.
Jud Weskitt : Well, what happened, did Chubber's horse die?
Mike : Did the chubbers horse die? No, not to a wagon, man, she's getting married!
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Mike : Look, Jud, if you want to be qualified for Ella Mae, you got to treat her like a gentleman.
Jud Weskitt : But she's a girl.
Micky : [to camera] Isn't that dumb?
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Jud Weskitt : Who's you?
Mike : You remember your cousins Claude & Leroy?
Jud Weskitt : No I don't.
Mike : Do you remember your cousins Luke & Ezra?
Jud Weskitt : No I don't.
Mike : You remember your cousins Roland & Clem?
Jud Weskitt : Er, yes, I do!
Mike : Yep, well, that's who we are, Roland & Clem.
Jud Weskitt : Whatever happened to cousins Luke, Ezra, Claude & Leroy?
Mike : Well, they said, say hello.
Jud Weskitt : Hello!
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Maw Weskitt : Well who's gonna make a gentleman outta my boy in one hour?
Micky : Only one man in the world can do that, Maw, couse he's had eight marriages himself. Raybert presents: comin' straight from the mountains: Uncle Raccoon!
Peter : [Peter enters dressed like Davy Crocket, speaking with a German accent] Someone here have trouble with ze marriage?
Mike : That's the wrong accent!
