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"The Monkees" Here Come the Monkees (TV Episode 1966) Poster

(TV Series)

(1966)

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TV Interviewer: Doctor Turner, recently in our fair city, there have been many acts of violence commited right in the streets, in full view of people like yourself.

Dr. Lionel B. Turner: Disgusting.

TV Interviewer: They have just stood by and watch people be brutally attacked.

Dr. Lionel B. Turner: Deplorable.

TV Interviewer: What would, how do you feel about that?

Dr. Lionel B. Turner: Disgusting, it's each man's solemn duty to protect his fellow citizens.

TV Interviewer: And if you saw a fight, or a person being beaten, taking place right here...

Dr. Lionel B. Turner: I would involve myself physically. I would come in feet and fist flying!

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Davy: [the Monkees pretend to be beating up Davy] Won't some innocent bystander please help me? How about you sir?

[points a finger at Turner, who screams and runs off]

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Charles Russell: Monkees you say? Yes, there is something primitive about them, Vanessa.

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Davy: I wanna help her.

Micky: Sure you wanna help. I wanna help Peter too, but I can't. He's a bird-brain.

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Davy: You must be joking!

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Mike: Gentlemen, I have bad news. The firm of Vanessa Russel and Vanessa is failing rapidly.

Peter: Good heavens, we'll be wiped out!

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Vanessa Russell: Oh, I think you're all crazy and wonderful!

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Mike: If they catch us it means a life sentence!

Micky: I'm not going back in that hole!

Davy: You dirty rotten screw!

Peter: You'll never get us alive!

Micky: Come and get us law, come and get us!

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Micky: Let's split!

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Mike: Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. I regret to inform you that Norway has just declared war on Sweden and all Swedish nationals are to report to their embassy.

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Davy: In boots I'm 5'3"

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Interviewer: Davy, what bag are you in?

Davy: What what?

Interviewer: What bag are you in?

Davy: Bag? I don't get that?

Interviewer: Well let me ask you something, I mean like, do you make a folk sound or a rock sound or anything like that?

Davy: I make a terrible sound.

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Interviewer: Mike, let me ask you a question, seriously now. Why do you do this kind of business?

Mike: What's that?

Interviewer: Play the music.

Mike: Well I, I mean...

Interviewer: How did you get to?

Mike: Why do they call that a light, I don't know, that's just where it's at.

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Interviewer: Mike, let me ask you something. Do you think you can play another part?

Mike: What part is that. What would you like me to be... strong and silent?

Interviewer: Yeah, strong and silent.

[Mike pulls a face]

Interviewer: Hey well, well, now be a girl

[Mike pulls the same face]

Interviewer: Mike, there the same thing.

Mike: Well, that's your hang up, man. I mean, I know where it's at.

Interviewer: Where you ever a strong, silent girl before?

Mike: Now if you ever ask that...

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