Tony: It's no good, Babyface, you're a has-been.
Micky: No, Tony, I WAS a has-been. Now I'm an AM-IS!
Micky: Here's the key. Put it in a safe place.
[Ruby drops the key down her cleavage]
Micky: I said a SAFE place, Ruby.
Mike: Micky, you gotta go in there and report this. Look, what are you gonna do, promote violence in the street?
Micky: He didn't mean any harm, what violence? He's just a typical psychopathic killer.
Captain: You mean... you're not Babyface?
Micky: Baby - ? Well, my mother used to call me Goo-Goo Eyes...
Babyface Morales: Eh, haven't I seen you somewhere before? Hey wait, I know, you look like me. Sneaky and vicious.
Micky: I'm eh, your cousin Micky from Sandusky, Ohio.
Captain: Now this is Tony Ferano, alias Big Tony, alias Tony The Rock, alias Tony The Slasher, alias Kissing Clyde.
Micky: Kissing Clyde?
Captain: In Detroit, he commited extortion, illegal entry, and headed up the numbers racket there. Then he quit the police department and joined up with Babyface.
Captain: Now, this is Muggsy Ruckyzer alias Muggsy Ruck, Muggsy Reynolds, Muggsy Raymond, and Sherry Fingerhead.
Micky: Sherry Fingerhead?
Captain: In Detroit, he was tried on charges of arson, assault with a deadly weapon and second degree murder.
Micky: Phew! Whas he ever convicted?
Captain: [nods] Contempt of court.
Vince: When did ya get out, Babyface?
Micky: [posing as Babyface] I busted out yesterday. It was a clean break.
Tony: Didn't you spot you with their search lights?
Micky: [posing as Babyface] Nah, I fixed it so their search lights was useless.
Vince: How did you do that?
Micky: [posing as Babyface] Busted out in the daytime.
Vince: Hey, that was sure brilliant hiding the loot in the same room we stole it from, huh? They'd never think of looking for it here, huh?
Captain: Well, boys, ya did a great job. You recovered all the loot for what was probably the greatest jewel robbery in history.
Captain: And it's my pleasure to give you a share of the jewels as your reward.
Mike: I always wanted a necklace, man, look at that.
Micky: What am I gonna do with an earring?