Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger (2002)
Michael Gossack: Reporter #2
Quotes
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[Stottlemeyer speaks at a press conference]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : This investigation is open and ongoing. We have at least one witness, and there is some physical evidence, which is being analyzed as we speak.
Reporter #1 : Captain, is Willie Nelson a suspect?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : We haven't ruled out anybody as of yet. That's all I can say.
Reporter #2 : Has Mr. Nelson made a statement?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Mr. Nelson has been very cooperative. He's agreed to stay in town and remain available to us at our discretion. Now, I-I wanna stress this again. We have not accused or charged anyone of this crime.
[a streaker runs by behind them]
Streaker : Whoo-hoo!
[the reporters laugh and applause. The streaker runs away, but slips and falls on the ground]
Streaker : Whoo!
[the reporters walk over to him]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What the hell was that?
Lt. Randall Disher : That was a streaker, sir.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What is this, 1974?
[Reporters take pictures of the runaway streaker]
Streaker : Oh, yeah!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [chuckles] Well, if there are no further questions-We'll be going. Thank you.