- Sharona Fleming: That is Tim Daly I love him!
- Adrian Monk: What is he some kind of actor?
- Sharona Fleming: Yeah yeah he was on that show Wings!
- Adrian Monk: Never saw it, was it good?
- Sharona Fleming: Well, he was.
- Warren Beach: Everyone takes extension cords for granted. But, just try and imagine how the world would be without them.
- Adrian Monk: Well, I guess all the furniture would be a lot closer to the walls.
- Warren Beach: Exactly. If it doesn't reach, call Warren Beach.
- Sharona Fleming: He always thinks people are killing each other.
- Adrian Monk: And I'll tell you why. Because they are.
- Randall Disher: Are you really up there in an airplane?
- Adrian Monk: It's better than being up here not in an airplane.
- Ticket Clerk: I can assure you, Mr. Monk, this particular aircraft has a perfect safety record.
- Adrian Monk: Could I see it?