Archie MacDonald: [to Duncan in bed with an ice-pack after his bar-fight] How are you feeling?
Duncan McKay: Stupid.
Archie MacDonald: [Spiritualists and clairvoyant are meeting at Glenbogle] Did they leave all their brooksticks by the door?
Lexie MacDonald: Archie, shhh. They'll hear you.
Archie MacDonald: Oh, they might turn me into a toad.
Lexie MacDonald: You're half way there already.
Molly MacDonald: Duncan, this is Mrs Munro. She's a water diviner. Could you possibly show her where the loo is, she's having trouble finding it.