- [first lines]
- Hector: [takes letter] Aah! Thank you, Lexie.
- Archie: Anything for me?
- Hector: I fear not.
- Archie: What about that? It's from the bank, look.
- Hector: Yes, but it's addressed to me. See: Hector N. Macdonald, Esquire.
- Archie: [reching for it] It must be estated business.
- Hector: I had hoped the new world order would allow a chap to open his own correspondence.
- Archie: [to Lexie, who is holding a frying-pan] Jokes are one thing; I can take as many as you throw down. But sabotage is another.
- [she spins around to look at Duncan in amazement, realizing he was the one who put poison in Fleming's salmon, then turns back]
- Archie: This is probably meaningless, but what the hell: you're sacked.
- Lexie: [as he storms off] Archie!
- Lexie: [turns slowly to then advances on Duncan] Right - start talkin', slapbeat!
- Duncan: I did it for you, honest! To show I cared.
- [in the dining room, Hector hears a metallic bang and Duncan's yell]
- Duncan: Ow!